Wednesday, March 14, 2007

On Hold....


Notice: We are sorry to report due to pending legal action we are forced to shut down the site until our initial court hearing.

Friday, March 9, 2007

Growing Problem.....


Little known Big XII fact: Texas Governor Rick Perry has issued an executive order to Texas A&M University requiring the famed Aggie Cadet Corp to increase minimum height standards from 137 cm (4 ft 6 in) to 148 cm (4 ft 10 in) by 2010. The cap maximum, however, will remain in place at 155 cm (5 ft 1 in) citing "not enough seating-space on gameday if we went much bigger than that".

Wednesday, March 7, 2007

So Sore.....


Little known fact: In a 2006 Rolling Stone interview, Sooner HC Bob Stoops got into a little hot water with the always faithful Sooner Nation after calling Toby Keith's White Trash with Money Country Music's Aural-Assrape of the Year.

Tuesday, March 6, 2007

"I love them damn alcohol-fueled engines"


Little known fact: (Hallett, OK) Race officials at the Hallett Motor Racing Circuit have reinstated controversial former Sooner Baseball Coach Larry Cochelll to this Sunday's Oklahama Celebrity Grand Prix after establishing the contextual-relevancy of his statement in an interview with Oklahoman columist Jenni Carlson. Spokesman Ron Green stated in a release, "It is now clear Coach's engine statement last week was not meant to be offensive.

Monday, March 5, 2007

Superfund Hopes To Be Superfun.....


Little known fact: List of the Top 5 Superfund Projects in the United States:

(1) Hudson River Clean-up (NY) $1.6 Billion
(2) Butte River (MT) $1 Billion
(3) Agriculture Street Landfill (LA) $750 Million
(4) Oklahoma State University Athletic Program (OK) $450 Million
(5) Ground Lead Removal Omaha River Front (NE) $350 Million

Sunday, March 4, 2007

Keeping Coale On The Sidelines.....


Little known fact: Athletic Director Joe Castiglione announced today Oklahoma Sooners Women's Basketball Coach Sherri Coale was fined $5,000 by the Big XII for going commando during the February 28, 2007 game versus Baylor; vows to discipline further.

Big XII Academic Traditions Continues.....


Little known fact: According to the Big XII Academic/ Compliance Office, Oklahoma State and Kansas State Universities combine to produce 75% of the professional Animal Husbands in the United States.

Saturday, March 3, 2007

No Longer Dandy.....


Little known fact: Citing nearly a 100 years of tradition, Jeff Edom, a senior at The University of Oklahoma and Secretary/ Treasurer of the famed pep-group RUF/NEKS, has been forced to leave the group over allegations he has a girlfriend.

Random Sooner Facts Snubbed At Okie Blog Awards.....Again


Little known commentary: For the fourth year in a row, Random Sooner Facts was again snubbed at The 2006 Okie Blog Awards.

The Make-up For Success.....


Little known fact: In 1999, as a successful Mary Kay Sales Representative, Carol Stoops sold a record 50,491,081 tubes of Mary Kay Signature™ NouriShine™ Lip Gloss--an average of 1.6 sales per second.

The Crimson Baron.....


Little known fact: While piloting his Lockheed P-38 in WWII's famed Battle of Buna-Gona, former Oklahoma Sooner Football HC Gomar Thomas Jones is credited with four known kills while single-handily saving the 49th Fighter Group from a Japanese ambush. To this date, The United States Air Force offers a $4900 scholarship in his name to one lucky student enrolled in the University of Oklahoma.

Justice Surprised.....


Little known fact: The Oklahoma Highway Patrol is currently investigating recent allegations an operative working for Boise State Football HC Chris Petersen surreptitiously slipped a mickey into Bob Stoops's pre-game Fiesta Bowl meal. OHP spokesman Lt. Chris West stated, "Bobby didn't look right, didn't talk right, didn't coach right. It's a highly probable explanation and we are proceeding with our investigation." Details as they happen.

Friday, March 2, 2007

A Clean Sweep.....


Little known fact: In a mostly ceremonial move, newly hired Oklahoma Athletic Director Joe Castiglione placed an extremely rare half-full decanter of Bourbon (left-over from the Howard Schnellenberger regime) up for bid on internet auction-site Ebay. A move widely credited for establishing the tone for fundraising by an AD in the Big XII conference. The winning EBay bidder, GERNManLUV4-69, to this day remains anonymous.

Landing On His Feet.....


Little known fact: The parents of former Sooner OL J.D. Quinn are pleased to announce the graduation of their son from Financial Peace University.

Dream Team Undone.....


Little known fact: Well it seems the much ballyhooed townhall-style ad campaign featuring Bob Stoops and University of Texas HC Mack Brown is toast. The campaign was designed to provide useful, practical information to residents of the two states when confronted by the national media following a tornado or other natural disaster. A spokesperson for Oklahoma Governor Brad Henry claims "The filming of shirtless, syntactically-challenged residents in affected areas has cost both states approximately $4 billion in lost tourism revenue over the last ten years." The ads were pulled when producers failed to film Mack Brown demonstrating the concept: How to put on a shirt in waist deep water.